if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
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Arya, Davos, Melisandre (x)
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since gay people call themselves flaming homosexuals can pansexual people call themselves frying pansexuals because not only is it like flaming homosexuals but we also have the benefit of a play on words
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Carina Nebula
Rosette Nebula
Heart Nebula
Fairy Pillar Nebula
Orion Nebula
Eagle Nebula
Flame Vista Nebula
Crab Nebula
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I’m more than happy to pay my respects to Hannibal NBC show by this street art. THIS IS MY DESIGN :)
*from Russia with love =*
jfc congrats on your eVERYTHING
The Doctor’s name from NAME OF THE DOCTOR LEAKED AUDIO ***SPOILERS***
Guise. We’re so disappointed. You had one job. ONE JOB.
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
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Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg
holy FUCK watch that video
i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable
I’m like 7 minutes in and jesus christ
HOLY BALLS, I SAW THE FULL EPISODE ABOUT THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A RESTAURANT.
GORDON RAMSAY LEFT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT CHANGING IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY THE PLACE AND IT’S OWNERS.
LET ME REPEAT THAT.
GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY HOW VICIOUS THE OWNERS ARE.
8 minutes and she’s ranting to Gordon and he’s like wtf what
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Last Words
- Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.”
- Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I’ll be back.”
- John Wayne Gacy -“Kiss my ass.”
- Carl Panzram - “Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!”
- Jeffrey Dahmer - “I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”
- Peter Kurten - “Tell me, after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be a pleasure to end all pleasures.”
- James French - “Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries’!”
- Sean Flannagan - “I love you.” (spoken to the executioner)
- Robert Drew - “Remember, the death penalty is murder.”
- Tom Ketchum - “I’ll be in hell before you start breakfast, boys. Let her rip!”
This is my new favorite post.
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the-enochian-starchild-earendil:
phantomlokiofthe221bsupertardis:
whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath
Benchthis Chunkybap. Well.
Beachbody Cricketbat
Benadryl Cumberbatch..too much like his actual name. How about….Blubberbutt Thundermunch
Benadryil Cumberfinch and proud
Beezlebub Combyourthatch
Bonapart Thundermuch, thanks
LOL. Nora, I just discovered from your notes we have the same Benedict Cumberbatch name.
Beanbag Thundercats.
I want this.
I don’t know
Bonapart Thundermunch
Benedict SlumberbelchBeachbody Johnnycash….
BRODYQUEST FLUBBERCRACK
Blenderdick Thundercats
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why aren’t we talking about what’s happening on the tv screen?
oh my god fucking jared.
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![deanisanactualprincess:
jensenacklesruinedmylife:
sendermage:
#look at me with a completely straight face #and tell me that this isn’t a sitcom that you would watch the fuck out of #TELL ME [via crackedchassis]
[x]
#SOMEONE TELL MISHA
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#look at me with a completely straight face #and tell me that this isn’t a sitcom that you would watch the fuck out of #TELL ME [via crackedchassis]
[x]
#SOMEONE TELL MISHA
it could play after these two
