The Memoirs of Masterboobzilla~

this-is-clarity: So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:18:40 -0700

So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.

Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.”

Legolas is Moon Moon

anachronistique: reasons I am thankful for the internet

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:11:55 -0700

anachronistique:

reasons I am thankful for the internet

vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty regularly...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:04:42 -0700

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:01:54 -0700

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

Arya, Davos, Melisandre (x)

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:58:46 -0700

Arya, Davos, Melisandre (x)

ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:56:45 -0700

rosenkristall:

TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE

SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO

SIGNAL BOOST

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:55:31 -0700

g0ne-blotto: since gay people call themselves flaming homosexuals can pansexual people call...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:24:17 -0700

g0ne-blotto:

since gay people call themselves flaming homosexuals can pansexual people call themselves frying pansexuals because not only is it like flaming homosexuals but we also have the benefit of a play on words

veinesnoires: Carina Nebula Rosette Nebula Heart Nebula Fairy...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:22:25 -0700

veinesnoires:

Carina Nebula
Rosette Nebula
Heart Nebula
Fairy Pillar Nebula
Orion Nebula
Eagle Nebula
Flame Vista Nebula
Crab Nebula

manafromheaven: madam-b: I’m more than happy to pay my...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:18:03 -0700

manafromheaven:

madam-b:

I’m more than happy to pay my respects to Hannibal NBC show by this street art. THIS IS MY DESIGN :)

*from Russia with love =*

jfc congrats on your eVERYTHING

doctorwho: souffleguy: The Doctor’s name from NAME OF THE...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:13:34 -0700

doctorwho:

souffleguy:

The Doctor’s name from NAME OF THE DOCTOR LEAKED AUDIO ***SPOILERS***

Guise. We’re so disappointed. You had one job. ONE JOB.

fictitiousfake: J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:04:02 -0700

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

twenty-third-of-june: jamietheignorantamerican: jacketlizard: ...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:52:23 -0700

twenty-third-of-june:

jamietheignorantamerican:

jacketlizard:

battroid:

takeawaygirl:

thegreatdesutree:

Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

holy FUCK watch that video

i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable

I’m like 7 minutes in and jesus christ

HOLY BALLS, I SAW THE FULL EPISODE ABOUT THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A RESTAURANT.

GORDON RAMSAY LEFT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT CHANGING IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY THE PLACE AND IT’S OWNERS.

LET ME REPEAT THAT.

GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY HOW VICIOUS THE OWNERS ARE.

8 minutes and she’s ranting to Gordon and he’s like wtf what

villenoire: serialkiller-obsessed: Last Words Ted Bundy - “I’d...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:48:15 -0700

villenoire:

serialkiller-obsessed:

Last Words

Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.”

Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I’ll be back.”

John Wayne Gacy -“Kiss my ass.”

Carl Panzram - “Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!”

Jeffrey Dahmer - “I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”

Peter Kurten - “Tell me, after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be a pleasure to end all pleasures.”

James French - “Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries’!”

Sean Flannagan - “I love you.” (spoken to the executioner)

Robert Drew - “Remember, the death penalty is murder.”

Tom Ketchum - “I’ll be in hell before you start breakfast, boys. Let her rip!”

This is my new favorite post.

the-enochian-starchild-earendil: suit-and-bowtie: aarontveeit: ...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:46:02 -0700

the-enochian-starchild-earendil:

suit-and-bowtie:

aarontveeit:

ponchofromawoodenindian:

gonesherlocking:

elementarysherlock:

pixiefallingupthestairs:

phantomlokiofthe221bsupertardis:

thebritishteapot:

songofages:

windmills-of-my-mind:

dervlaaarghhh:

batched:

whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath

Benchthis Chunkybap. Well.

Beachbody Cricketbat

Benadryl Cumberbatch..too much like his actual name. How about….Blubberbutt Thundermunch

Benadryil Cumberfinch and proud

Beezlebub Combyourthatch

Bonapart Thundermuch, thanks

LOL. Nora, I just discovered from your notes we have the same Benedict Cumberbatch name.

Beanbag Thundercats.

I want this.

I don’t know

Bonapart Thundermunch

Benedict Slumberbelch

Beachbody Johnnycash….

BRODYQUEST FLUBBERCRACK

Blenderdick Thundercats

ohjeffreyno: Engraved Zippo lighters from the Vietnam War. From...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:44:18 -0700

ohjeffreyno:

Engraved Zippo lighters from the Vietnam War. From Cowan’s Auctions

thewinchestersgrimm: why aren’t we talking about what’s...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:43:13 -0700

thewinchestersgrimm:

why aren’t we talking about what’s happening on the tv screen?

oh my god fucking jared.

deanisanactualprincess: jensenacklesruinedmylife: sendermage: ...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:43:09 -0700

deanisanactualprincess:

jensenacklesruinedmylife:

sendermage:

#look at me with a completely straight face #and tell me that this isn’t a sitcom that you would watch the fuck out of #TELL ME [via crackedchassis]

[x]

#SOMEONE TELL MISHA

it could play after these two

sarahtheartiste: emmagrant01: hiddlestalker: asked to be made...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:42:23 -0700

sarahtheartiste:

emmagrant01:

hiddlestalker:

asked to be made rebloggable

“Dif-tor heh smusma don’t mean jack shit to real star trek fans”

“Dif-tor heh smusma” is the Vulcan phrase for “Live long and prosper.”

BURN.

tejassssssssss: Straight up. - Imgur

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:38:32 -0700

tejassssssssss:

Straight up. - Imgur